Here's a screen shot from Client Solutions Innovations. At the bottom of their homepage, they pose this obtuse phrase:

we have taken our professional and hard knocks experience all the way to the bottom line

What is knocks experience?
And just, um, how hard is it?
Oh, and how, exactly, do you take such an animal to the bottom line?

If this wasn't so sad it would be funny. Oh, wait. It is funny!