Ah, we come now to Christian Markmiller, who chides his competitors for poor use of english.

Last we checked, English was capitalized.

He also warns us that his competitors' templates

arent even their own work

Again, a guy chiding his competitors on English should know how to spell aren't.

Finally, he tells us that his competitors will design a site

that's not really how you want it.

Ugh. What a clumsy sentence structure.

On Markmiller's website, he is classy enough to tell us Internet Explorer makes everything look like shit and is slow.

His proclamation about Internet Explorer is, um, very professional, right?